Tales by Moonlight – Beware Scary Husband & Wife Juju Yam in Nigerian Markets – Torments Customer !

Madam: Take the two ten thousand

Me: Ah! Madam that’s too much nah

Madam: How much you wan pay

Me: Give me the two for 3000

Madam: Bring money

Me: This is just too small for 3000, I can only pay 2000

Madam: Bring money

Me: I don’t think I can spend a whole 2000 for these ügly yams, I can only pay 1000

Madam: Bring money

I paid 1000 and happily carried the two fat tubers of yam, thinking I was the gainer.

So I got home and decided to prepare the pounded yam with one of them.

I carried the one that looked like female to the kitchen and raised my kn!fe to peel it when something l@nded on my cheek and I immediately began to see stars of different colors.

“What’s going on? I’m the only one in this house, so who sl@pped me? “I wondered confusedly and raised the knife to peel the yam again when another hotter sl@p arrived followed by a thunderous voice,

“How d@re you l@y your hand on my wife, do you know what she means to me? “

It was then it dawned on me that I had entered one chance.

I quickly returned the tubers of yam to the bag I used to bring them and quickly rushed out, waving down a bike man.

“Roundabout! Roundabout! Go as fast as you can!” I shouted to the bike man and jumped on.

Getting to the place where I met the woman that sold them to me, I couldn’t find her again.

I quickly kept the bag where the woman stayed and told the bike man to ride as fast as he could.

When I got home, I quickly bolted the door and exhaled in relief.

I then decided to get some rest before thinking of what next to cook, but getting to the room, I found the two yams on my bed, one on top another.

I tried to f@int but couldn’t, I tried to run but the door refused to open. At that point, I realized there was no hope again.

I quickly knelt and Started pleading.

Me: Please sp@re my l!fe

Female yam: Hahahaha! Lover of ch£ap things

Male Yam: You’ve just gotten new roommates, the floor becomes your bed while the bed becomes ours for 5 months

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