Nigerians React: Horror Rant – My First Hookup Also My Last Hookup by Uncle Nnamdi …
The first time I patronized a hookup girl was the last time I ever made such a move.
E reach my turn I go carry Queen mother.
So I had acquired this girl’s number from an agent and called her almost immediately. We spoke on phone for a couple of minutes and after a short bargain, we finally agreed on a fee.
I sent her my hotel address and room number and she promised to come in an hour time.
I waited till almost eternity, daughter of eve never showed up.
I was set to call back the agent when her call suddenly came in. She apologized for the delay and told me she was close by.
The time was past 11PM when she finally arrived the hotel.
After another round of plea from her, I buried my grievance and went to the bathroom for a quick shower. When I was done, she too went in to freshen up.
Meanwhile I had already locked the door and swallowed the key.
While I was still waiting for her, at exactly 12midnight, I suddenly heard a harrowing cry from the bathroom. I jumped off the bed in fright and called out to her. There was no response.
I tiptoed to the bathroom and placed my ears by the door. I heard voices in low tones.
“Why did you let him live?” I heard a hoarse masculine voice.
“My Lord! I tried my best to lure him but, but.” Another stuttering voice replied, it was hers
“You had a simple task!” The masculine voice yelled “But you failed to deliver!”
“My Lord!” Her trembling voice came up again “Please just a second chance! I promise to deliver! just this once!”
By this time I was already wearing my clothes in readiness to flee. I was also sweating profusely despite the presence of the chilling air-conditioner. I spoke in tongues for the very first time.
It was when I had reached the exit door that I realized I had fuc-ked up. I began to bang the door ceaselessly, calling on whosoever could hear me… Now I was crying.
I was still banging the door when the bathroom door swung open and she stepped out. She had a towel tied round her.
“Sweetheart! You’re dressed up. Where are you going?” She asked me
“I forgot, I wan buy, I just want to” I stuttered incoherently, moving frightfully towards the open window.
“What are you saying?” She quizzed further “You’re even sweating and crying”
She was still speaking when I jumped out the open window and landed on the roof of the security house. I didn’t mind, I still jumped to the floor and took to my heels in the dark.
I was lucky to spot a bike-man and I quickly flagged him down and hopped behind.
“Oga where you dey go?” The bike-man asked me
“Oga just dey fire dey go” I replied in tears “Help me find any bible believing church enter”
Úncle Nnamdi wrote it
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Abulele Lele Biyela
The last part finishes me
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Folashade Magaji Oyekunle
Wahala 
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Chijioke Moses
Jokes apart, so some people believe this story like this.
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Prince Munachi
Wehdone…key swallower
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Igwe Uche
One chance lady, one chance wahalla. So I advise pple to desist from those immoral life style.
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Ewuradwoa Goldenchick
U no see anything yet, may any man following olosho have this encounter in Jesus name
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Adamu Idris A
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This story is not interesting
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Nzeka Adaeze
Lolzzzzzzzzz if I catch you eeh, you clise you lying mouth there…. Church
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Husseini Abdul
Stop scaring people,,
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Felix Iyeme
Hook up na ur mate
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Monday Shows
You are not yet a man ok
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Mba Godwin
Oga na lie. e no happen.
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Perfectbenny Okojie
How did you pass through the window burglary I am just asking for a friend siting beside me abi the hotel windows doesn’t have burglaries?
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Mali Safii Ya Githu
???????????????????????? ???????????? ???????????????? ???????????? ???? ???????????? ???????? ???????? ???????? ???????????????????? ????????????????
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Roland Obiora
Una wey dey carry hook up girls they try o.
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Fineside Uju Chisom
You for fes find way to make us believe your story before you find bible believing church
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Segun Ajayi
Lies
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Emmanuel Okon
U don come know church
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Jehovah Segun Emmanuel
Omoooh this story enter me abeg
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Obed Nnamdi
Na waooooo
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Akanimo Salome
Bible Believing Church
So they’re churches that don’t believe in the bible
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Joel Edmond
Doesn’t the window have burglaries?
Just asking!
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Êm Pë Řøř
Lol
Lisa Moni omor cm see oo
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Tamunoiyowuna Lillywest
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Grace Grace
shebi you wan live life ni ?
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Salma Faruky
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Mc Hilarious
Cap
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Jackson Vic
Go give thanksgiving 
for church OOO
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Nicole Jonathas
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Chinaza Igbokwe
Oga just fire dey go my tommy oo
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Abiola Mohammed
Great lesson for you
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Senami Yetunde
Me sef don dey with king father
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Mayowa Oyewumi
Thank god na church u go straight
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Victoria Chidinma Augustine
Upon all this u no go still repent…..ur gbola go still dey control u
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Aderinola Martins Adetokunbo
You ve learnt your lesson
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Gift Udokang
Na now u come know say Bible believing church de?
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Onyebuchi Chika
U no know say after God, fear woman
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King Ikenna
We die there.
Them self don tire for my matter.
Sotey even karashika no gree give me face( kpekus) again
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Kelechi Idika
Tell the bike man to take you to anywhere them dey do church night vigil.
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Lilcent King Jnr
Lol i don die na God save you o
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Offical Faith
Fire dey go where
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Cynthia Nancy
Offical Faith fire dey go him papa house
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Offical Faith
Cynthia Nancy
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Rëgïñã Frãñçïs
Y u go swallow key, u dey okay soo
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Dæn Iëł
Why you go swallow key
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Timothy Babatunde
Dæn Iëł na writup jare thise one they hungry for comment we don drop am chop am as u swallow ur lodge key
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Unique Best
You jump that kind jump ur leg know break abi
You are bad boy
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Godwin Mossy
You never see anything
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Joseph John Chibuzor
Are you the original owner? I want to shoot it as a shot film
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Ese-Abasi Una
My lungs wan cut 
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Aminchi Iliya Sáng
I laughed tire
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Amara Grace
Amazing
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Chizzy Gold
You get luck
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Manuela Nana
Can’t stop laughing
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Lydia Kwakye
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Shedrack Amaechi
I had similar experience bro, very terrible situation big bro.
It can make you change for good.
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Emekwulu Uchechi
Shedrack Amaechi tell us nah
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Godfrey Gentluck
You are lucky she’s kind and soft..If it some, you must pay them the agreement fee.. 
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Festus Adimadu
Haha
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Anita Amadi
Continue please
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Junior Mathew
What an interesting Story line
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Omotayo Esther
Good of you
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Khodijat Jimoh
Funny
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Chigozie Ebelugwu
Are you for real or is it a joke?
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Dave Ifeanyi
Chigozie Ebelugwu
My dear na joke, how then did he swallowed the key
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Chigozie Ebelugwu
Dave Ifeanyi fear catch me o! See as I the panic for here.
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Ifeanyi Uluocha
The girl don chop you…na format the girl use…she no won make you complete the second round, some of them go dey press your breast so that you go release fast
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Peace John
Ifeanyi Uluocha so u know
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Igboayaka Kenneth
Ifeanyi Uluocha but that’s what you paid for na.
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Osas Sunday
Who you don hear say him swallowed hotel key just because he wan knack? Na ya papa get the hotel?
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Dave Ifeanyi
This is a joke, though is funny. But u can’t swallow the hotel room key, is that ur house
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Osas Sunday
Nice story
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Harmony Godwin
My ribs o.. why did run? No be even Bible believing church but CENTER hahahhaahaha….your luck shine oo
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Dmoney Opeyemi
Hahaha
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Slay Queen
lol
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Appiah Gloria Animwaah
He swallowed the key
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Ibidun Omo Oba
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Victory Gideon
wow Jesus saved you oooo
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Cindy Stephen
Hmmm very true
Same happened to my frnd
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Kamsy Olieh
Cindy Stephen gist me nah
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Austine Chukwuemeka
Cindy Stephen Una can lie eh
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Onyechefule Casmir
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Uchenna Ndubuisi
What if say na horror nigeria film she de watch inside the bathroom? You go de jump, if you break legs nko
?
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Itz Mhiz Pearls
Imagine how u go swallow key
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Mi Cheal
so u sha no want make we carry,hookup grl abi,,nice try,,
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Queen Nally
Really
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Chioma Maximus
Lolss
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Juliet Tinted
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And this is someone’s life story oo
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Chinasa Favour Abachie
Lol
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Kenzy Inalegwu
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Nsikak Francis Udiong
, I no fit laugh ooo
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Abdussalam Tajuddeen
Hungry man,Man wey wan chop kpekus done disappear
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Bakare Adegboyega Abdullah
Lazy youth
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Dimma Sylvan
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Prince Eze Okezie
Haha
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Ewurum Miracle Obinna
Ezuzu
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Tunde J Akintola
Do you care to know if she is not the one driving you on the bike
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Bel Harm
I thought the bike man was one too u would have faint on top of moto
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