Skits.NG – Village people why me ? My Indomie vs Two Eggs Story

Immediately I brushed my teeth this morning, I headed straight to one Indomie joint around school village.

One Indomie is 350 naira with two eggs while two indomie with two eggs is 500 naira.

I planned to eat two indomie with two eggs but when I got there and sat down to make my order, one of these students who came for screening came to sit facing me.

She ordered for a bottle of coke and was making a phone call.

She dropped the phone call with a gloomy face and greeted me.

I don’t like making friends with this gender at eateries, ATM stands and bus.

I greeted her back without smiling.

Her next words changed my entire plan.

She asked if I could help her pay for the coke she’s drinking that she forgot her purse at home.

I wanted to ask her why she opened the coke knowing she wasn’t with her purse but I just let it slide and told her not to worry.

I paid for her coke and ordered for one indomie and one egg since I was having 350 naira left.

Funny enough, the lady who served the indomie now brought two spoons. I was offended but I didn’t show it.

So while we were eating, she asked of my name but I lied and told her it’s Benjamin.

She requested for my contact but I gave her a wrong one. She told me her name is Mirabel Something Something but I didn’t really pay any attention because in my mind I was thinking how I was going to eat properly later.

Maybe if I had enough money I would have paid attention to her because, to be honest, she’s very beautiful both facially, boobs-tially and bom-bom-tially.

While we were still eating, her phone rang and she described the location of the indomie joint to her caller.

Few minutes later, a young man of about the age of Ransom Noah came with a power bike. She called him brother, walked up to him, collected her purse from him, removed money from the purse and folded it into my hands.

She climbed the bike and promised to call me.

Before I could tell her my real number and that my real name is Gozzy, her brother started the bike and zoomed off