February 21, 2019

1 – THE PEN BORROWER: They re always in the bank, common pen they won’t have. These people are very dangerous, once u borrow (sic) them d pen, you may find it difficult to identify them to recover your pen. At a bank in Nigeria, once someone asks you “may I have your pen?” Believe […]

, Somtochukwu Okwuoha was remanded in custody ahead of sentencing next month A Nigerian Masters student faces jail and deportation after a jury found him guilty of making terrorist threats against Dundee University. Somtochukwu Okwuoha claimed he had enlisted Isis to help bomb the university and told staff he planned to target the city in […]

Famous Nigerian skit maker, Brain Jotter, opens up about his humble beginnings, and how he earned a stipend salary while doing menial jobs. During a conversation with Big Brother Naija star Kim Oprah, Brain Jotter disclosed that he used to sell bedbug killers. Before gaining admission to the University of Lagos in 2020, he worked […]

I was an uninvited guest at this wedding reception yesterday. The reception was held in a canteen. I wasn’t alone. I had gone with Ebuka my friend. Ebuka is a foodie, and he had singlehandedly orchestrated the whole move. Upon our arrival, the event had already begun and it was all shades of glamour. We […]

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DEAR WIFE… 1. If you want your husband to make love to you often, have a good attitude. No matter how sexy you look or dress, your husband will not find you attractive if you have a bad attitude 2. If you want your husband to be eating with you, be pleasant to be around. […]

EXPRESSWAY COUPLE About fifteen years ago, I and my family had to make an important journey from Ibadan to Ilesa. We planned returning on the same day. We left Ilesa while it had started getting dark. Ordinarily, that should make anyone apprehensive because we drove a car that was very newly bought. It was a […]

Microchimerism is defined by the presence of circulating cells, bidirectionally transferred from one genetically distinct individual to another. It can occur either physiologically during pregnancy or iatrogenically after blood transfusion and organ transplants. Does the father’s DNA stay in the mother? It has been suggested that fetomaternal traffic occurs in all pregancies. Moreover fetal cells are reported […]

Paralympic track star Oscar Pistorius stands in the dock during his trial at the North Gauteng High Court in Pretoria, in 2014. The athlete nicknamed ‘Blade Runner’ was jailed in 2016 Former Paralympic champion Oscar Pistorius is to be freed from jail on parole, nearly 11 years after murdering his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp. He shot […]