World is Going Wireless – My Wired n Wireless My Mice & Me in the eyes of a usb mouse .
i always use usb mice u know those ones that have REAL Tail !
but one day i said lets try a wirelesss mouse it gonna make us look cooler as the world is going wireless keyless n all sorts even Godless 
. i got one for about 5k naira and ditched my dear usb wired mouse aka Smiley who i got for about 500 naira from a sly ibo man with a dodgy hausa fulani accent wearing a hat that said i “ibadan boy proudly yoruba” … for about a few weeks we were lovers me n my new wireless mouse . i could control the telly from anywhere etc and connecting was easy …
u just plugged the wireless mouse’s lil bro into your pc and that was it !
one day my wireless mouse stopped working !
See wahala Ukraine vs Putin began putin me in high cholesterol Vawulence
As A Chief Priest of Dotifi Digital I invoked Sango aka Sandisk God of Drivers that thunders motherboards kosi kan kan as the Yoruba say I rallied Amadioha direct from Umuahia For Tech Support It went to voice mail a small voice even said Biko we are at sit at home !
Hian Kilode ! Haba Shege Jagua !
My Pretty The manual say Your Warantee is until Tump becomes a President 3 times na
Long n short it needed tne AAA aaa batteries and i had none in the house ! so i began to look for ???
My Wired USB mouse it was easy i just put out a few crumbs of computer fish and it came running !
i plugged it it worked . i checked if the battery was good . no it does not need Batteries !
Sheer Baddassery !
See love Tokyo …..
we still dey till today . i even bought another one.
One nosey hater /monitoring spirit someone said i could get the wireless mouse that you can charge with the usb no need for batteries and am like hmmmm issorait they are the Jagaban of The future USB Lokan maybe i shouldp pen it down for Vision 2020 When Nigeria will be Free
Aboki alekum sallam Vision 2020 haf pass 23 years ago . See Vawulence !
Oga you don hear of usb Wife Material na Life Material ? he say no
I look my Dear usb mouse i don dey call am Reme like in that Movie Ratatouiile
he wag him tail go on Son !
dem free me the Wireles mouse ran into the Night and as it dont have a visible tail to locate and see it easily in my Bag The Rucksack of Minions n millions of gadgets from usb … i have not wired it a letter since .
Cos My USB wired is always connected to my Laptop . some times i think they have much more going on than they let on
years ago i never forget !
abi john writes from abijohn.com he has not written for quite a while
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